Since 2016 Giorgio Coniglio, registered pseudonym and editor-in-chief, has been bundling collections of POETRY, WORDPLAY and PHOTOGRAPHY, seasoned with humour and parody, with the sole aim of entertaining YOU with presentations at the rate of 5 times per month. The related blog "DAILY ILLUSTRATED NONSENSE" sends out items from these collections in somewhat random order one-at-a-time.
Saturday, 25 May 2024
Monday, 20 May 2024
The MEANINGFUL LIFE as Revealed in PALINDROMES
THE MEANINGFUL LIFE AS
(all palindromes are italicized)
2. Draw putrid dirt upward.
3. Don't nod.
4. Yawn a more Roman way.
5. Step on no pets.
6. Rise. Revere, sir.
7. Name man's name, man.
8. Revenge: slap pals e.g.? Never!
9. Less evasion. 'No' is a vessel.
10. Draw no test. Set onward.
11. Re hypocrisy: as I say sir, copy her.
12. Nap not on pan.
13. "To last, I remedy my demerits a lot." (Stephen Wagner)
B) EAT PROPERLY
1. Sup not on pus.
2. No melon, no lemon.
3. Stir grits.
4. Nip in if I nip in.
5. Ate plate: ewe et al. - PETA.
6. Desserts stressed.
7. Wontons? Not now.
C) ATTEND TO ONE'S PHYSICAL NEEDS
1. Amen, icy cinema.
2. Amen: enamor a Roman enema.
3. Elope, else sleep. Olé !
D) ATTEND TO ONE'S SOCIAL NEEDS
3. Strap on no parts.
4. Doomed: un-nude mood.
E) AVOID DISTRACTING ISSUES AND EXCESSES
1. Sex at noon taxes.
2. Cigar? Toss -- it is so tragic.
3. Sex at my gym taxes.
4. God no! Pin taco-catnip on dog?
5. Pure, boss is. Sober up!
6. Pull up if I pull up.
7. Solo gigolos.
1. Do geese see God?
4. P.m. or a.m.? God's time emits dogma-romp.
5. Model truth? Turtledom.
5. Are we not drawn onward to new era?
2. I, man, am regal? Live villager-man am I.
3. Madam, in Eden I'm Adam.
4. Ev, love did evolve.
5. Bonsai-man, "Am I a snob?"
C) The Nature of Perception
4. Was it a man on a mat I saw?
5. Warsaw was raw?
6. Poop: sides reversed is 'poop'.
2. No! Evil's deeds live on.
4. Do gonads' deeds live on? No, Evil's deeds, Dan. O, God!
5a) No devil's god-dogs lived on. b) No! Evil's tenets live on.
6. Do go! Go to Togo. God!
E) On Selflessness
1. Ma is as selfless as Dad. Dad's as selfless as I am.
2. Leon's as selfless as Eva; Dave's as selfless as Noel.
3. Pass as selfless as sap.
F) Sin, Confession and Redemption
2. Dennis and Edna sinned.
3. Dennis, Enid and Nadine sinned. etc.
2. Dennis: "Nell, Edna, I and Ellen sinned."
3. Dennis: "Nell, Edna, Noel, I, Leon and Ellen sinned."
2. Dennis never even sinned.
3. Sin, if ... ... FINIS.
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Wednesday, 15 May 2024
Gait-way to AMBULATORY VERSE: First Outing
Friday, 10 May 2024
POEMS about POSTAL PLACES: CANADA
DISCLOSURE: This effort got started a short time ago, when we resolved that we should write a brief verse about a town in every state in the USA. Shortly after the project's inception, we decided that we would extend the purview simultaneously to include the provinces and territories of Canada. The Canadian inception, with seven fun-packed verses, is presented here. (Click THIS LINK if you want to see how the American branch of the project is going.)
Gander, population 12,000, located on the island north of the capital of St John's, had been founded in the 1930s as a refuelling stop for the expanding number of commercial transatlantic flights. It recently became famous as the recipient town for diverted passenger aircraft during the 9/11 debacle.
The town of Goose Bay, population 8,000, now administratively known as Happy Valley - Goose Bay, is the largest settlement in the icy northern portion of the province. Founded in 1941, it was selected for its potential as a military airbase, and served that function throughout World War Two.
A terse story about "dangerous": A recent novice visitor from France, flying overnight to Toronto, sleepily noted the key towns on the plane's route-map, and wondered why "Danger" was prominently displayed near the country's east coast.
If you want to know more about the Canadian province of Alberta, consult our verse on Red Deer, AB, or ask speedysnail, author of the OEDILFian poem Alberta.
In each of the Canadian provinces of Quebec and Ontario, administrative rearrangements resulted in a handful of "cities" and "regional municipalities" with extensive areas that had low population densities, contrary to the usual expectation for urban centres. In this regard La Tuque heads up the pack, its central town surrounded by a vast forested area of 28,000 km2 giving it a population density of 0.4/km2, compared to Montreal, QC, and Quebec City, QC, with densities of 2,700 and 1,600/km2 respectively.
Prior to the arrival of European settlers, aboriginals had called a local stream "Elk River". European settlers renamed it as "Red Deer River" after the more familiar Eurasian species, and founded a village there in 1894, at a river crossing used by Fort Normandeau, a stockade stronghold in the Northwest Rebellion of 1885. The town of Red Deer expanded dramatically during the 1940s owing to the discovery of major Albertan oil and natural gas reserves.
Prior to European settlement, the site was the shared territory of the Squamish and Lil'wat First Nations. Trappers and prospectors were gradually attracted, but completion of the Pacific Great Eastern Railway in 1914 provided easy access from Vancouver, and brought logging and escalating tourism. The resort-city is named for the call of the hoary marmot, a ground squirrel dwelling at high elevations. The Whistler-Blackcomb area served as a major venue for "Vancouver 2010", the twenty-first Olympic Winter Games.
Sunday, 5 May 2024
Still More Collected "LIMERRHOIDS" (oversized limericks with C-rhyme extensions)
The contentious concept of extending limerick verses by adding a pair of C-line rhymes (and occasionally even D-line rhymes) to the standard A- and B-line rhymes was introduced by the prophetic work of Irish limericist Seamus O'Malley, as discussed in a blogpost HERE.
To assist readers' further understanding of this issue, the extension results in an elegant non-standard 7-line verse, which we have called a "LIMERRHOID". One should take care, however, as not all 7-line limericks are the result of applying O'Malley's modification. Care must be taken not to confuse this process with the less rigorous addition of extra A- or B-rhyme lines, that result in a "Run-On Limerick".
In a follow-up post, HERE, we displayed our earlier work on the limerrhoid as disciples of O'Malley. Much to our surprise, we have prevailed over skeptical critics and editors at the collaborative website OEDILF (Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form), with completion of their rigorous editing process, and online publication of most of the limerrhoids in this earlier opus.
In the current post, we are displaying some of our more recent work on limerrhoids on a variety of topics. For the most part , these have not yet (February 2024) completed the process of rigorous multi-editor review at OEDILF, but we will note changes below as developments occur.