Wednesday, 10 August 2022

Poetic NON-SEQUITURS #1


CURRENT CONTENTS:
Almost kosher
Bush plane
Charity auction
Close quarters
Cumulative songs
Demolition
Dishwasher
Doggy bag
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Authors' Note: 
 Claustrophobe and its variants, claustrophobic and claustrophobia have been defined in other verses at OEDILF.   







 Authors' Note:  The cumulative song "I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly" was created by two Canadian folksong aficionados in 1952, and then recorded by Burl Ives in 1953.  Other well-known cumulative songs which are traditional include "Old MacDonald had a Farm" and "The Green Grass Grew All Around".





Authors' Note: Contractors will describe the first phase of your tired old home's renovation as demolition, forgetting that, to the sensitive older homeowner, that term may conjure up visions of damage caused by aerial bombing, earthquakes or cyclones. In fact, I now have photos showing that the removal of half-century old linoleum tiles, popcorn ceilings and built-in cabinets may require almost that much destruction. We give thanks for the invention of the dumpster, and hope that things will look better in the next phase.





slow uptake of the residential dishwasher
(photos per televised documentary)



inside a current residential dishwasher




 storage place for dirty dishes
(photo by G.C.)


a brand new dishwasher
(photo by G.C.)





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